this awful woman with two yorkies was extremely rude to the concession workers at the metrolina expo and then we found out later from one the the table holders that she didn’t like the price of a piece of furniture he was selling so she let her dog PEE ON IT. the man talked to us for awhile and we commiserated with him about how terrible she was. as we turned to go, he called us back and asked how much we all paid to get in and we told him five dollars each. he pulled out a wad of money and gave us $25 for our admission in and thanked us for coming :,)

if anyone ever puts their hands on you in a way that you don’t consent to, slice that motherfucker open

you know that thing about yourself that you really hate? someone really loves that thing about you.